Did you know that it is anatomically impossible to lick your elbow...
And 75% of the people who hear that actually try to lick their elbow?
Hey, I'm not here because I'm there...I'm not sure where there is but if you find out, please come here and tell me... The glass is neither half empty nor half full. It is twice as large as it needs to be.
Why is it that when someone says they are no speech maker they have to go on to prove it?
You know I have been thinking about this whole away message thing, do people really need to know what we are doing or where we are? I am away lets just leave it that way.
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A fool thinks himself to be wise, but a wise man knows himself to be a fool. A man loves the meat in his youth that he cannot endure in hi...
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Trust yourself You know what you want and need. Put yourself first. You can't be anything for anybody else unless you take ...
