Lamha Lamha waqt guzar jayega...
Chand lamhon mein exam aa jayega...
Abhi bhi waqt hai, do line padh lo...
Warna pass kya MUNNA BHAI karvayega???
vah vah... vah vah... vah vah
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Showing posts with label Exam SMS. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Exam SMS. Show all posts
Sunday, 29 March 2009
Wednesday, 25 March 2009
exams ke 4 din pehle
exams ke 4 din pehle syllabus dekha to yaad aaya
KUCH TO HUA HAI KUCH HO GAYA HAI,
exams ke din paper dekh kar yaad aaya
SAB KUCH ALAG HAI SAB KUCH NAYA HAI.
KUCH TO HUA HAI KUCH HO GAYA HAI,
exams ke din paper dekh kar yaad aaya
SAB KUCH ALAG HAI SAB KUCH NAYA HAI.
Tuesday, 10 March 2009
Why do students fail in exams...?
It's not the fault of the student if he fails, because the year ONLY has 365' days.
Typical academic year for a student
01.) Sundays-52, Sundays in a year, you know Sundays are for rest. Days left 313.
02.) Summer holidays-50 where weather is very hot and difficult to study. Days left 263.
03.) 8 hours daily sleep- 130 days GONE.. Days left 141.
04.) 1 hour for daily playing- (good for health) means 15 days. Days left 126.
05.) 2 hours daily for food & other delicacies (chewing properly & swallowing)-means 30days. Days left 96.
06.) 1 hour for talking (man is a social animal)-means 15 days Days left 81.
07.) Exam days- per year at least 35 days. Days left 46.
08.) Quarterly, Half yearly and festival (holidays)-40 days. Balance 6 days.
09.) For sickness- at least 3 days. Remaining days=3.
10.) Movies and functions- at least 2 days. 1 day left.
11.) That 1 day is ur birthday. How can you study on your B'day??
Balance = 0 "How can a student pass?
It's not the fault of the student if he fails, because the year ONLY has 365' days.
Typical academic year for a student
01.) Sundays-52, Sundays in a year, you know Sundays are for rest. Days left 313.
02.) Summer holidays-50 where weather is very hot and difficult to study. Days left 263.
03.) 8 hours daily sleep- 130 days GONE.. Days left 141.
04.) 1 hour for daily playing- (good for health) means 15 days. Days left 126.
05.) 2 hours daily for food & other delicacies (chewing properly & swallowing)-means 30days. Days left 96.
06.) 1 hour for talking (man is a social animal)-means 15 days Days left 81.
07.) Exam days- per year at least 35 days. Days left 46.
08.) Quarterly, Half yearly and festival (holidays)-40 days. Balance 6 days.
09.) For sickness- at least 3 days. Remaining days=3.
10.) Movies and functions- at least 2 days. 1 day left.
11.) That 1 day is ur birthday. How can you study on your B'day??
Balance = 0 "How can a student pass?
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