Flirting is Still Free

Government imposing new taxes.
Dating Rs.10,
Hug Rs.20,
Kiss Rs.30,
Love Rs.50.
But you don't worry,
flirting is still free.

Mere Dost

Bahchche jab dating ki shuruat kare
Aur biwi Honda chodke Benz maangane lage
Tab tum mere paas aana mere dost
Mera ghar khula hai khula hi rahega
Tumhare liye.

Love, Love, Love

Love, love, love -- all the wretched cant of it,
masking egotism, lust, masochism, fantasy under
a mythology of sentimental postures,
a welter of self-induced miseries and joys,
blinding and masking the essential personalities
in the frozen gestures of courtship,
in the kissing and the dating and the desire,
the compliments and the quarrels which vivify its barrenness.

A Lady Asked Her Lover

A Lady asked her lover during a dating on a romantic evening.
She said to him, "Santa Darling, if we get engaged will you give me a ring?"
"Sure" replied Santa "what is your phone number?"

Offered her honor

She offered her honor, He honored her offer.
The rest of the night He was on her and off her.

cupids court

uv been called b4 cupids court
4 stealin my heart.
trespassin in my dreams
& robin me of my senses.
uv been sentened 2 a lifetime wiv me
- how do u plead?

Beautiful dream

I saw a Beautiful dream Last night
There were U&me only,
U knw wht Happan?
U was looking so innocent Bcoz
I was eating Icecream &U was Looking at me.

Best Reply For Denying A Proposal

Best Reply For Denying A Proposal:

"I Like You A Lot
But
Love Is Something That Gives Pain
'N I Cant See You In Pain... !