SEEDHI BAAT NO BAKWAAS

Girl saw An quarium said: Why are fishes so beautiful?
Boy was drinking SPRITE and said: Becauze they don't wear clothes.!
SPRITE "SEEDHI BAAT NO BAKWAAS!"

Funny language

ku kata ka ka ku ku ke ki ki ka ga ga gi gu kaka ki ki ki ka
Congratulations!
You have successfully learnt the monkey's language.
Come to Collect your banana.

Santa in Mysore Palace

Tourist guide: Sir, Please don't sit there, it is Tippu Sultan's chair.
Santa: Oye don't worry yaar i will get up when he will come