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Monday 29 July 2013

Your husband needs rest

Doctor: Madam, your husband needs rest and peace, so here are some sleeping pills.
Wife: Doc, when should I give them to him?
Doctor: They are for you.!!

Dream of receiving jewellery & clothes

Wife: yesterday-night I saw a dream that u were sending me jewellery and clothes!
Husband: Yeah, I saw your dad paying the bill!!! 

Bloody English Language!

Husband: "Hi, what r u doing Darling?"
Wife: I'm dying..!
Husband jumps with joy but types "Sweet Heart, how can I live without U?"
Wife: "U idiot! I'm dying my hair.."
Husband: "Bloody English Language!"

Why women starts with "W"

Why women starts with "W" because all questions start with "W".. !
Who ?
Why ?
What ?
When ?
Which ?
Whom ?
Where ?
&
Finally Wife..!!!

Too late for garbage

Wife Running After A Garbage Truck:
Am I Too Late For The Garbage?
Hubby Following Her Yelled: Not Yet.
Jumpppp Innnn Fastttt. 

Do you know the meaning of WIFE?

Husband asks: Do you know the meaning of WIFE? It means,
Without Information, Fighting Everytime!
WIFE says: No darling, it means:
With Idiot For Ever

I look at your picture and the problem disappears

Wife: You always carry my photo in your handbag to the office. Why?
Darling: When there is a problem, no matter how impossible, I look at your picture and the problem disappears.
Wife: You see, how miraculous and powerful I am for you? 
Darling: Yes, I see your picture and say to myself, "What other problem Can there be greater than this one?

To whom do you owe your success as a millionaire

Interviewer: To whom do you owe your success as a millionaire?"
Millionaire: "I owe everything to my wife." 
Interviewer: "Wow, she must be some woman.
Interviewer: "What were you before you married her?"
Millionaire: "A Billionaire"  

Habit of talking in sleep

A Lady to Doctor: My husband has habit of talking in sleep! what should I give him to cure?
Doctor:
Give him an Opportunity to speak when he is awake

I will think about it

When a married man says "I'll think about it",
What he really means that,
He doesn't know his wife's opinion yet.

Throwing knives on wife's picture

Husband was throwing knives on wife's picture.
All were missing the target!
Suddenly he received call from her "Hi, what r u doing?"
His honest reply, "MISSING YOU"

Difference between Friend & Wife

Difference between Friend & Wife You can Tell your Friend "You are my Best Friend"
But Do u have courage tell to your Wife "You are my Best Wife?"

Monday 22 July 2013

When a relationship is right

You’ll know when a relationship is right for you. 
It will enhance your life, not complicate your life.

You have to love me

You have to love me for WHO I Am
And not what you would like Me to BE

Sometimes life is too hard

Sometimes life is too hard to be alone 

AND

Sometimes it’s too good to be alone.

Monday 8 July 2013

Find someone who isn’t afraid

Find someone who isn’t afraid admit that they miss you. 
Someone who knows you aren’t perfect but treats you as if you are. 
Someone who’s bigger fear id losing you. 
One who gives their heart completely? 
Someone who says I love you and means it. 
Last but not least find someone 
who makes every day and falls for you all over again.

The heart never forgets


Time will pass, 
Memories will fade, 
Fillings will change, 
People will leave, 
but the heart never forgets.

Friday 5 July 2013

The more you know

The more you know,
the more you realise
how much you don't know.
The less you know,
the more you think you know.

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