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Friday 21 May 2010

Think Quotes Part-16

Why do we wash bath towels, aren't we clean when we use them?

You Know the saying "Quit while your ahead". Well, if you are ahead why would you want to quit?

If you try to fail but you succeed, which have you done?

Why is abbreviation such a long word?

I'm someone doing something, somewhere. Be back sometime.

If a turtle doesn’t have a shell, is he homeless or naked?

Think Quotes Part-15

According to yesterday, today is tomorrow.

Its bad luck to be superstitious.

If something is described as undesirable, isn't that describable.

Why you don’t ever see the headline "Psychic Wins Lottery"?

To be honest with you, I'm a liar.

Monday 17 May 2010

Think Quotes Part-14

If an away message is posted, but no one ever reads it, did that person really go away?

To the crazy man, the normal person is insane.

If repetition is the key to learning, and repetition is a sign of stupidity, does that make learning stupid?

Why is it that if someone tells you that there are a billion stars in the universe, you will believe him, but if someone tells you a wall has wet paint on it you will have to

touch it to be sure?

If you put a slinky on an escalator, would it go on forever?

Think Quotes Part-13

Why do people ask if they can "borrow" a piece of paper? Do they really plan on returning it.

If an orange is called an orange then why isn't a banana called a yellow?

If a pizza is round then why do they make the box square?

Save electricity, turn off your computer when you are away.

Why does the sun darken your skin, but lightens your hair?

Wednesday 12 May 2010

Think Quotes Part-12

Can you breath out of your nose and into your mouth at the same time?

If a person with multiple personalities threatens suicide, is that a hostage situation?

If psychics know the winning lottery numbers why are they still working?

I may be inconsistent, but not all the time.

What is the speed of dark?

Think Quotes Part-11

What happens if you get scared half to death twice?

I am not away. I am a liar.

Why is it that when something is sent in a car, it's called a shipment, yet when it's sent in a ship, it's called cargo?

How do you know when you're out of invisible ink?

Where does the sky finally have its limit?

Think Quotes Part-10

How do you throw away a trash can?

Three wrongs don't make a right but three lefts do.

If you ask someone if they're a compulsive liar and they answer yes, should you believe them?

If quitters never win and winners never quit who came up with "Quit while your ahead"?

If you asked someone if they lie constantly, and they said yes would you believe them?

Think Quotes Part-9

If you are there and I am here, where is here and who is there?

"If you put something in quotation marks, then everyone will think someone famous said and they'll start saying it and then eventually it will be famous."

Would a fly without wings be called a "walk"?

I'm telling the truth, everything I say is a lie.

What's another word for thesaurus?

Think Quotes Part-8

Practice makes perfect but no one is perfect so why practice?

If tomorrow is going to be twice as cold as it iss today, and if today is 0 degrees, how cold will it be tomorrow?

When people say "Expect the unexpected," doesn't that mean the unexpected is expected?

Isn't it scary to know what doctors do for a living is called "practice"?

If everyone is a winner, then doesn't that mean that everyone is also a loser?

Friday 7 May 2010

Think Quotes Part-7

Will you let me know when I get back?

If a word in the dictionary were misspelled, how would we know?

Busy planning to be spontaneous.

Hey? Didn't you IM me the day after yesterday?

If toast always lands butter-side down, and cats always land on their feet, what happens if you strap toast on the back of a cat and drop it?

Thursday 6 May 2010

Think Quotes Part-6

Did you know that it is anatomically impossible to lick your elbow...

And 75% of the people who hear that actually try to lick their elbow?

Hey, I'm not here because I'm there...I'm not sure where there is but if you find out, please come here and tell me... The glass is neither half empty nor half full. It is twice as large as it needs to be.

Why is it that when someone says they are no speech maker they have to go on to prove it?

You know I have been thinking about this whole away message thing, do people really need to know what we are doing or where we are? I am away lets just leave it that way.

Think Quotes Part-5

Imagine a world without hypothetical situations.

Think of someone of "average" intelligence. Then think half the world is dumber than that.

What is a free gift? Aren't all gifts free?

The early bird may get the worm, but the late rising worm lives.

A bird can fly but a fly can't bird. Think about it!

Think Quotes Part-4

The statement below is True.
The statement above is False.
Which statement is correct?

Since history never stops, when does the future begin?

People are more violently opposed to fur than leather because it's safer to harass rich women than motorcycle gangs.

Hey, I'm here but I'm not here so when I get here you will know I am here because I will be here.

In just two days, tomorrow will be yesterday.

Think Quotes Part-3

Anything in parenthesis can (not) be ignored.

You don't have to be faster than the bear, you just have to be faster than the slowest guy running from the bear.

I can't talk on the computer now, so if, well, actually, I CAN talk on the computer now, I mean, like, I'm at the computer NOW, writing this message, but I'm doing this NOW, while you're reading it LATER, except for you I guess it's NOW, like, when you're reading it... I mean, like, wait, gosh. This is so confusing.

I haven't gone away but I'll be right back.

The latest survey shows that three out of four people make up 75% of the population.

Think Quotes Part-2

I left. I don't know where I am. Do you know where I am? Do you know where you are? Are you lost? Did you find you? I found you. You're there at your computer. But I'm not here. So then I guess I'm over there some where.

Have you ever noticed anyone going slower than you is an idiot and anyone going faster than you is a maniac?

I'm not here right now and I regret to say that due to unforseen circumstances, later has been cancelled.

Two wrongs don't make a right, but three lefts do.

I doubt therefore I might be.

Think Quotes Part-1

How can you miss me if I don't go away?

But I ask, if I think not, am I not? I think not. Don't you think?

I'm lost. I've gone to look for myself, so if I get back before I return, please ask me to wait.

If ignorance is bliss, why aren't more people happy?

Today is the tomorrow we worried about yesterday.

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