1 Kabutar Ne Santa K Upar

1 Kabutar Ne Santa K Upar Beet Kar Di
Sardar: Kutte Teri Maa NE Tujhe Chaddi Pehenna Nahi Sikhaya.
Kabutar: Abey To Tu kya Chaddi Mein karta hai..?

Bheegay Mosam Ki

Bheegay Mosam Ki
Bheegi Si Raat
Bheegi Si Yaad
Bhuli Hui Baat
Bhula Hua Waqt
Wo Bheegi c Aankhain
Wo Beeta Hua Saath
Mubarak Ho Aap Ko
Is Mausam Ki Pehli Barsaat.

Sleeping Is Not Taking

Sleeping Is Not Taking Rest For Todays Hardwork..
It Means Gaining Energy For Tomorrow..
So Sleep Well..
Good Night..!

In a bath room, a boy touches

 In a bath room, a boy touches a girl everywhere!
You Know whose that boy?
Stupid It’s Lifeboy Soap!
Dirty people always think dirty.

Kaash surat aap ki itni pyari na hoti

Kaash surat aap ki itni pyari na hoti,
Kaash surat aap ki itni pyari na hoti,
Kaash aapse mulakat hamari na hoti,
Sapno mein hi dekh lete aapko
To aaj milne ki itni bekarari na hoti.

How do U recognize

Q:) How do U recognize Santa in school or College???
A:) They are the ones who erase their notebooks
The teacher erases the blackboard.. . BOLO tarara!!

A teacher told all students

 A teacher told all students in a class
To write an essay on a cricket match.
All were busy writing except Santa.
He wrote 'DUE TO RAIN, NO MATCH!'

Lawyer to Santa

Lawyer to Santa: 'Gita pe haath rakhkar kaho ke...... '
Santa:'Yeh kya, sita pe haath lagaya
To court mein Bulaya. Ab fir gita pe haath!!'

A lady calls Santa

A lady calls Santa for repairing door bell,
Santa doesn't turns up for 4 days.
Lady calls again, Santa replies,
I'm coming daily since 4 days,
I press the bell but no one comes out.

After finishing his MBBS

After finishing his MBBS, Dr. Santa Singh starts his Own practice.
He checked his first patient's Eyes,
Then the tongue, and finally the Ears using a torch.
Finally he said Battery is Ok !!!