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Friday 19 June 2009

If RELIANCE GROUP launches

If RELIANCE GROUP launches a DIAPER. What will b d slogan?
“AB KARLO SUSSU CHADDI MEIN”, Dhirubhai ka sapna,Har langoti mein diaper apna!

Wednesday 17 June 2009

A Sleepy Msg From

A Sleepy Msg From A Sleepy Friend
To A Sleepy Friend For A Sleepy Reason
In A Sleepy Mood At A Sleepy Time
Wid A Sleepy Style To Say Sleepy Sleepy.

Muskurahato'n Se Bhari

Muskurahato'n Se Bhari
ho Zindagi

Chahato'n Se Bhar Ho
har Pal

Daman Bhi Chotta Lagny
Lagey

Itni Khushya'n De
Aap Ko Har Aane Wala Kal

G 'o_o' d Night (:

Love Ka Breakfast


" Love Ka Breakfast

Ishq Ka Lunch,

Piyaar Ka Sallan ,

Mohabat Ka Salad,

Pupi Ki Pepsi,

Jhappi Ka Raita,

&

Dinner With 1 Long French Kiss "

( gOoOOod nIghT )

Good Night Restaurant

Welcome 2 "GOOD-NITE"
Restaurant.

MENU
Cool Pillow,
Cool Water Bed,
Hot Blanket

Discount On Bill:
Free Cool Dreams
Thank you.

Please Visit Agn

GOOD NITE ... (:

Ab niche kya chadar

Good Night:
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Ab niche kya chadar takiya dhundh rahe ho.
..
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Chalo so jao

Good Night

*//G\\*
*\\o//*
*//o\\*
*\\d//*
*//N\\*
*\\i//*
*//g\\*
*\\h//*
*//t\\*
*\\ //*

Monday 15 June 2009

NIND me ho to SAPNA bhejo

NIND me ho to SAPNA bhejo
JAAG rahe ho to YADE bhejo
HAS rahe ho to JOKE bhejo
RO rahe ho to ANSU bhejo
SMS padh rahe ho, REPLY bhejo

वास्तविकता...

बच्चों की गलती नहीं है, जब स्त्रियां ( माताएं) दीपिका, कैटरीना  बनने के सपने देखती हो तो समाज में  महावीर या बुद्ध का जन्म कैसे हो?