teri biwi ko saap kaat raha hai

Santa : Are dekh teri biwi ko saap kaat raha hai.
Banta : Chinta mat kar yaar, uska zeher khatam ho gaya hoga to recharge karwaane aaya hoga.

Har Dam Thuthate Rahte

Har Dam Thuthate Rahte Hai Hum Tumhe Baharo Me Nazaro Ki Tarah
Kabhi Kabhi Ho Thadi Havaoo Me Ek Ehssas Ki Tarah
Kabhi Kabhi Ho Sukhe Pato Me Ek Yaad Ki Tarah
Kabhi Kabhi Ho Suraj Ki Pehli Kiran Me Bandgi Ki Tarah
Kabhi Kabhi Ho Meri Hatho Ki Rekhao Me Aane Wale Kal Ki Tarah
Kau? Kau Thuthate Rahte Hai Hum Tumhe?
Aay Jante Hua Bhi Ki, Tum Ho Is Dil Me Dhadkan Ki Tarah

I LIKE one ShIP

°°°°°°°°°°°°|\ I LIKE one ShIP
°°°°°°°°°°°°|_\ THats Your
°°°°°°°°°°°°|__\FriendSHip
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Aap ke paas color TV

Santa Singh goes to a TV shop and asks,
‘Aap ke paas color TV hai kya?’

‘Haan’ replies shop owner.
Santa Singh says, ‘Ek hara vala dena!’

Santa found answer

Santa found answer to the
most difficult question ever-
What comes first the chicken or the egg ?
O yaar, jiska order pehle doge, vo ayega !

Santa was drawing

Santa was drawing money from ATM.
Banta ,who was just behind him in the line said: I’ve seen ur password. It’s ****.
Santa: U r wrong. It’s 1394.

Kal raat tum mujhey neend

Banta: Kal raat tum mujhey neend main gaaliyan day rahay thay?
Santa: Tumhari galat fahami hai.
Banta: Kaisi galatfahami?
Santa: Yehi ki mein soya tha.

Your friend is kissing your

A man to Santa:
Your friend is kissing your wife in your home.
Santa rushes home and came back within
half an hour and slapped the man
and said:
“He’s not my friend.”

Morning is God’s way

Morning is God’s way of saying 1 more time…
Go, live life, make a difference, touch one’s heart,
encourage 1’s mind inspire 1’s soul & enjoy the day.

Good Morning
Have a Nice Day :)

20000 index ki mahima

20000 index ki mahima nirali hai,
Suna hai nifty ambani ki gharwali hai,

Ye kaisi diwali hai,
Sensex hai bhara bhara,
Par aam admi ki jeb abhi bhi khali khali hai.!

# SMILE #

S; Sets u Free.
M; Makes u Special
I; Increases ur Face value
L; Lifts up ur Spirit
E; Erases all ur Tensions &;..So Smile yaar

IS DOSTI KO YUHI

IS DOSTI KO YUHI BANAYE RAKHNA,
DIL MAE YADO KE CHIRAG JALAE RAKHNA,

BOHUT PYARA SAFER RAHA 2009 KA,
EK HISSA HAMARA 2010 MAE BHI BANAYE RAKHNA

Ahesas ke daman mai

Ahesas ke daman mai ansu girakar dekho,
Dosti kitni sacchi hai ajmakar dekho,

Aapko bhul kar kya hogi dil ki halat,
Kisi aaine pe patthar gira kar dekho.

SHUDDH SMS

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