Santa : Are dekh teri biwi ko saap kaat raha hai.
Banta : Chinta mat kar yaar, uska zeher khatam ho gaya hoga to recharge karwaane aaya hoga.
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Monday 25 May 2009
Thursday 14 May 2009
Har Dam Thuthate Rahte
Har Dam Thuthate Rahte Hai Hum Tumhe Baharo Me Nazaro Ki Tarah
Kabhi Kabhi Ho Thadi Havaoo Me Ek Ehssas Ki Tarah
Kabhi Kabhi Ho Sukhe Pato Me Ek Yaad Ki Tarah
Kabhi Kabhi Ho Suraj Ki Pehli Kiran Me Bandgi Ki Tarah
Kabhi Kabhi Ho Meri Hatho Ki Rekhao Me Aane Wale Kal Ki Tarah
Kau? Kau Thuthate Rahte Hai Hum Tumhe?
Aay Jante Hua Bhi Ki, Tum Ho Is Dil Me Dhadkan Ki Tarah
Kabhi Kabhi Ho Thadi Havaoo Me Ek Ehssas Ki Tarah
Kabhi Kabhi Ho Sukhe Pato Me Ek Yaad Ki Tarah
Kabhi Kabhi Ho Suraj Ki Pehli Kiran Me Bandgi Ki Tarah
Kabhi Kabhi Ho Meri Hatho Ki Rekhao Me Aane Wale Kal Ki Tarah
Kau? Kau Thuthate Rahte Hai Hum Tumhe?
Aay Jante Hua Bhi Ki, Tum Ho Is Dil Me Dhadkan Ki Tarah
Sunday 10 May 2009
I LIKE one ShIP
°°°°°°°°°°°°|\ I LIKE one ShIP
°°°°°°°°°°°°|_\ THats Your
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Tuesday 5 May 2009
Aap ke paas color TV
Santa Singh goes to a TV shop and asks,
‘Aap ke paas color TV hai kya?’
‘Haan’ replies shop owner.
Santa Singh says, ‘Ek hara vala dena!’
‘Aap ke paas color TV hai kya?’
‘Haan’ replies shop owner.
Santa Singh says, ‘Ek hara vala dena!’
Santa found answer
Santa was drawing
Kal raat tum mujhey neend
Banta: Kal raat tum mujhey neend main gaaliyan day rahay thay?
Santa: Tumhari galat fahami hai.
Banta: Kaisi galatfahami?
Santa: Yehi ki mein soya tha.
Santa: Tumhari galat fahami hai.
Banta: Kaisi galatfahami?
Santa: Yehi ki mein soya tha.
Your friend is kissing your
A man to Santa:
Your friend is kissing your wife in your home.
Santa rushes home and came back within
half an hour and slapped the man
and said:
“He’s not my friend.”
Your friend is kissing your wife in your home.
Santa rushes home and came back within
half an hour and slapped the man
and said:
“He’s not my friend.”
Friday 1 May 2009
Morning is God’s way
Morning is God’s way of saying 1 more time…
Go, live life, make a difference, touch one’s heart,
encourage 1’s mind inspire 1’s soul & enjoy the day.
Good Morning
Have a Nice Day :)
Go, live life, make a difference, touch one’s heart,
encourage 1’s mind inspire 1’s soul & enjoy the day.
Good Morning
Have a Nice Day :)
20000 index ki mahima
20000 index ki mahima nirali hai,
Suna hai nifty ambani ki gharwali hai,
Ye kaisi diwali hai,
Sensex hai bhara bhara,
Par aam admi ki jeb abhi bhi khali khali hai.!
Suna hai nifty ambani ki gharwali hai,
Ye kaisi diwali hai,
Sensex hai bhara bhara,
Par aam admi ki jeb abhi bhi khali khali hai.!
# SMILE #
S; Sets u Free.
M; Makes u Special
I; Increases ur Face value
L; Lifts up ur Spirit
E; Erases all ur Tensions &;..So Smile yaar
M; Makes u Special
I; Increases ur Face value
L; Lifts up ur Spirit
E; Erases all ur Tensions &;..So Smile yaar
IS DOSTI KO YUHI
IS DOSTI KO YUHI BANAYE RAKHNA,
DIL MAE YADO KE CHIRAG JALAE RAKHNA,
BOHUT PYARA SAFER RAHA 2009 KA,
EK HISSA HAMARA 2010 MAE BHI BANAYE RAKHNA
DIL MAE YADO KE CHIRAG JALAE RAKHNA,
BOHUT PYARA SAFER RAHA 2009 KA,
EK HISSA HAMARA 2010 MAE BHI BANAYE RAKHNA
Ahesas ke daman mai
Ahesas ke daman mai ansu girakar dekho,
Dosti kitni sacchi hai ajmakar dekho,
Aapko bhul kar kya hogi dil ki halat,
Kisi aaine pe patthar gira kar dekho.
Dosti kitni sacchi hai ajmakar dekho,
Aapko bhul kar kya hogi dil ki halat,
Kisi aaine pe patthar gira kar dekho.
SHUDDH SMS
OFFO,
DOSTI KA SARA KAAM
MUJHE KARANA PADATA HAI
PHONE BHI,
YAAD BHI,
SMS BHI......
EK KILO SHUDDH SMS BHEJNA.
SHUDDH NAHI SAMJATE ?
DOSTI KA SMS HI,
SABSE SHUDDAH HOTA HAI
DOSTI KA SARA KAAM
MUJHE KARANA PADATA HAI
PHONE BHI,
YAAD BHI,
SMS BHI......
EK KILO SHUDDH SMS BHEJNA.
SHUDDH NAHI SAMJATE ?
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SABSE SHUDDAH HOTA HAI
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